We Can't Make This Stuff Up
When Divine Inspiration strikes, we in the media--as our conservative radio talk show colleague Surge Windbag notes--"must give pause." And after that pause, when our senses return, we usually comment on whatever the current egregious proclamation from the dwindling field of presidential candidates might be. We call our commentaries "editorials," a Latin term meaning, "slow news day." And on the day of the South Carolina Primary and Las Vegas Caucus we offer this unedited comment from former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckleberry (R-ARmageddon):
"I believe it's a lot easier to change the Constitution than it would be to change the word of the living God. And that's what we need to do is amend the Constitution so it's in God's standards rather than trying to change God's standards so it lines up with some contemporary view of how we treat each other and how we treat the family." *
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As promised, we won't comment, nor could we get a comment from God (TM), who was reportedly busy rewriting the United States Constitution. It should be noted, however, that God (TM) is not registered to vote in either South Carolina or Las Vegas, Nevada; only in Iowa, where he's already cast his ballot for the Southern Baptist televangelist turned Republican front-runner.
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* True quote. Be afraid, be very, very afraid....almost makes Romney seem rational.
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