Mitt Declares: "I'm Not a TeleTubby!" And calls on Rev. Falwell to back him up.
Threatened by falling Iowa Caucus prospects as the Blog Party surges, Mitt Romney distanced himself from rumors of having once been a TeleTubby (TT) by reportedly saying that he may have dabbled in TeleTubbyism while in Spain but as Governor of Massachusetts, never personally condoned the movement. "However," Mitt was quick to add, "I have been a lifelong supporter of TeleTubbie's Second Commandment right to bare their arms."
Hillary and Rudy, long suspected of being TTs themselves, have refrained from comment.
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