"Not so fast," TT candidate Hilly Clinton's POS, Bill, shouted back from Hilly's campaign bus double-parked outside the Obamalamadama HQ. "It's not over until the Supreme Court certifies the Price-Waterhouse tally and says it's over." Bill, who was difficult to hear over the constant blaring of Hilly's Canadian campaign theme song, "You & I But Mostly I," was referring to the campaign contribution, second-quarter tallies released this morning, which show the Obamalamadama camp raking in over $32,000,000 while Hilly, sucked up a measly $22,000,000, and half of that was spent on gas for the campaign bus at an Iowa based Casey's convenience store (NASDAQ: CASY) where, earlier, Hilly's manager, Bill, was seen buying a fresh glazed doughnut while chatting up the girl behind the counter.
The Eddy Edwards camp, meanwhile, known for running a much leaner, and better groomed, operation, reported raising $9,000,000 in the second quarter, thus raising the possibility of Eddy making another run at the Vice-President's slot. When learning that Eddy Edwards might want his job, the current VP, Dick 'Head of the Senate' Cheney was rumored to have said that Eddy could go (do something to himself).
TeleTubby (TM) candidate, Joey Bidentime, has yet to announce his second-quarter cash/vote tally, but it's expected to fall far short of what it takes to make it in this horse race. His first quarter total was $76.47. Bidentime is scheduled to open for Bobby Sherman in the Saddle Soap Lounge at Prairie Meadows Racetrack where, earlier, he was seen placing a bet at the To Show window.
So, with second quarter results almost in, and the Obamalamadama juggernaut reported to have an estimated $163,000,000,000 in its campaign war chest, The Blog Party News, in keeping with journalistic tradition is ready to declare Obamalamadama the winner of the 2008 Iowa Caucus.
For more on Iowa Caucus Campaign Contribution Vote Counting see sidebar: http://blogparty08.blogspot.com/2007/07/iowa-replaces-voting-machines-with-atms.html
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Dateline: Shinola, Iowa, Staff Report Blog Party News
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