Kuspinach to Run?.
According to Jérôme Kerviel, person-of-spokes for Dennis Kuspinach (D-OH!), the Congressman may announce his candidacy for President of the United States, "If," Kerviel emphasized, "we can, how you say...gin up ze dough necessary for such a lengthy campaign, say, six, maybe, ten billion Euros...er, bucks." Presidential futures markets in Asia were closed for a run-on-bank holiday when the Kerviel announcement was leaked, but this can only bode ill since campaign markets are still reeling from the announcement earlier this week that Freddie "Boom-Boom-Law-And/Or Order" Thompson (R-NBC) had abandoned his quest for the lead in White House!, the much anticipated reality show replacement for Friday Night Lights, a victim of the ongoing Speechwriters Strike. John Travolta had been rumored to host White House! until photos of the NJ movie star in a woman's fat suit appeared on YouTubeTop dashing that hope; although, Trovolta is still considered a strong contender for the #2 slot on the Kuspinach ticket, especially since, as the actor notes, he comes with his own Air Force Two jet. *
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In other campaign whispers, the Clintons' (TM) campaign let it leak that a running mate has been chosen, but, as of press time Hillary would neither confirm nor deny that she will accept the VP assignment Bill offered her.
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*Boeing 707
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